What if RTVG took control of ANTM?

[nopersonality]

THE LIBRARY IS OPEN!



Read Ken Mok, Tyra Banks, the judges, RTVG members, etc. etc. to your heart's desire!


If RTVG took control of ANTM...

- At least 20 obscure models will be name checked per episode (This fo-to is very Sasha Pivovarova-esque!)

- 30 minutes of each episode will be devoted to spoilers, speculations and winner pattern theories
(charts, graphs and tables will be flashed onscreen telling viewers why Emily will be ANTM.)

- The cycle will be a maximum of 0.5 episodes because RTVG will have by then run out of budget
(Oh, let's first go to Paris and let the girls model Louis Vuitton and it's shot by Steven Meisel and let's fly in Anna Wintour & Karl Lagerfeld as mentors
then a runway on a luxury cruise ship over the River Seine wearing Chanel haute couture and oh wait, we don't have any more $.)

- Example of the host's voiceover:
"At this episode, one girls is going to be cutting. On a end, only one will he are closest to became Americans' Next Top Models."

- The girls won't have time to do photoshoots because RTVG will be too busy bitching about the points of high fashion quirkiness vs. commercial appeal

- Instead of tearful eliminations, girls will be reported to the moderators and banned from the show

[gamezantonio1]

- Example of the host's voiceover:"At this episode, one girls is going to be cutting. On a end, only one will he are closest to became Americans' Next Top Models."

This part isn't funny though. Have you read those busted Wikipedia summaries?
I have had to go to therapy because of them...



It's totally just people who speak like, Cantonese or smth using Google translate.

[BottleItUp]

Oh my god. Literally murdered.

[nopersonality]

This part isn't funny though. Have you read those busted Wikipedia summaries?
I have had to go to therapy because of them...

Oh my god. Literally murdered.

Come on... read with me! Reading is what?

[kenzo]

- Example of the host's voiceover:
"At this episode, one girls is going to be cutting. On a end, only one will he are closest to became Americans' Next Top Models."

CANNOT BREATHE. Incredible.

[Chaos]

The girls won't be sent home. They will be forced to move to LA and *shudder* be paid a livable salary by working for brands people in Peoria have heard of.

[nopersonality]

If RTVG took control of ANTM...

- Some dude will randomly pop up out of nowhere and do this:
Host: "Okay, girls. This week your challenge is to come up with a concept for a high-end cosmetics campaign and..."
RTVG person: "Hey! You will never in your lives achieve what Mischa has achieved! LOL"

- Some dude will randomly "bump" something that has happened a million years ago
Host: "As you may know, Sean is the new casting director for Dior. The current trend is bright palettes juxtaposed with animal prints to..."
RTVG person: "Elyse did amazing in that snake photoshoot. It's the best picture from Cycle 1 to Cycle 4!"

- Five years after a cycle has finished airing, the winner will be re-chosen to whoever has had the most successful post-show career
(and you thought Tyra re-writing Adrianne out of history was bad.)

- Instead of "smize" and "tooch", the ANTM vernacular will consist of terms like "modelesque" and "vogueworthy"

- ANTM will be the only tv show where the contestants will have restraining orders against the judges/producers/people on the same show while during taping

- ANTM will be a gif-within-a-gif
Contestant: My dream is to be on the cover of Sports Illustrated.
RTVG person will show a gif like this on his computer:

[NikkySan]

This is amazing as usual!

[ToochySmize]

So very accurate hahaha

[myst]

, dead, payback period will probably occur in a million years or so.

[otaviop]

deeeeeeeead so true this read

[Milkita]

Lol, u made my day

[Fierceglamdom]

Sooooooo..... this pretty much needs to happen now, right?

Tyty, you best be taking some notes!


-every contestant has a posse of stans that follow them around. Some contestants have peaceful stans while other girls have vicious deranged ones. At least one elimination will be based upon a stan war, with the girl who's stans are outnumbered and overtaken eliminated. Obligatory morphing of contestants names to religious figures and various animals will obviously be required (i.e. Godlyssa, Beelzebrittany, Meerkatherine).

[LMS2]

Sooooooo..... this pretty much needs to happen now, right?

Tyty, you best be taking some notes!


-every contestant has a posse of stans that follow them around. Some contestants have peaceful stans while other girls have vicious deranged ones. At least one elimination will be based upon a stan war, with the girl who's stans are outnumbered and overtaken eliminated. Obligatory morphing of contestants names to religious figures and various animals will obviously be required (i.e. Godlyssa, Beelzebrittany, Meerkatherine).

[VictoriaSecretFans]

MAJOR TRAINWRECK IF RTVG TOOK OVER ANTM 1.The American vs Australian debation 2.The Karlie Kloss Vs Others 3.The die hardcore antm stan vs Die hardwork mon tits stan All RTVG CAN afford is some cheap crap clothing from thift store

[Kreselia]

So true!

[Jigsawce]

- Example of the host's voiceover:
"At this episode, one girls is going to be cutting. On a end, only one will he are closest to became Americans' Next Top Models."

OH

MY

GOD

JGDKJLGDJKGDSKJDGSKJCVC

[EdenFox]

There will be that one judge who disagree's with everything just for the sake of it and comes up with lame excuses to make it look like their fav is relevant in a modelling competition.....oh wait the judges do that anyway.